Oh yeah!You are in australlia!

I think Im possibly the only person in the world who has friends who, having emigrated to a country the other side of the planet, in a different time zone, climate and hemisphere, still chooses to take fascinating photos of...his own shadow.
ladies and gentlemen the sillouette of fester.Actual physical proof that he is in australia.I shouldnt judge though, he sent me a photo of a motorbike leaning against a fence, and alsation and some rain too.
I would upload the photo but its so catatonically boring I cant be arsed to wait for the time it takes to upload the fucking thing.

Only Meeee

hey look, its me!
there you go stalker J.

The only gay in the village

only I could find Uk's answer to adam sandler of american pie...
Bless him hes the only gay in lampeter.
(apart from a pre op tranny with a face like a bulldog licking piss off a nettle but we will disregard him/her/it for the sake of a good old little britain quote)

A secret admirer

I keep getting text messages off a number I dont know, and whoever is sending them claims to be my secret admirer.
He/She is quite right, they are probably the best kept secret admirer in the world as it has now been nearly a week and I still havent a fucking clue who it is, but if he/she or even it, is reading this let me give them a few pointers.
1.text messages recived between the hours of 1am and 6 am on nights monday through thursday are not greatfully recived as these are the hours I choose to sleep in preperation for work the following day.
2.By not disclosing your identity you are not as you may think, adding to the sense of novelty and mystery, this wore off after the first three texts.Your apparent reluctance to tell me who you are is now just making it seem you have good reason to hide your identity,(i.e extra limbs in places they shouldnt be and/or some form of mental illness) which for me is not somthing I would usually look for in a date.
3. By telling me I look nice today and texting various other texts referring to my apperance, you are implying by default that you are able to see me at times said texts are sent, doing this several times daily is more likely to illict the response of a court apperance and a restraining order than an apperance of myself for a dinner for two at a destination of your choice.This is especially and wholly inappropriate when Im home alone in the bath.
4.The enquiries you have made into the current state of my paranoia are obviously only prelimenary because otherwise you would be aware that a barrage of texts from somone I dont know taking into consideration the facotrs I have described above are really only serving two purpose's and thats to make me look over my shoulder more frequently and with more concern than I would have previously.

officially the most boring comment in the universe

http://janethui.blogspot.com/ is the place, and the offence is this, and I quote
"I took a picture of all the money I had to shell out, isnt HK money sooo pretty"
Im officially going to spend the next three and a half days trying to find a more inane meaningless comment than that and If I dont I will send the blogs authour a prize for "top writer of pointless comments" the prize will be a photo of a small pile of english money with a letter detailing how HK money might have the looks, but this money is clearly superior in strength and would probably win a fight if it came dopwn to fisty cuffs in the car park.
although they may never get it seen as though Id have to post the award to hong kong.
and I have no money to photograph.

EARN EXTRA MONEY IN TIME FOR CHRISTMAS!!

Due to upcoming expansion projects and in house executive promotions (yes, I promoted myself, how great it is to be your own boss)the following vacancy has arisen within our fast moving, but frequently neglected company,up untill now a successful solo project other commitments (such as an actual job and the consumption of alcohol) are forcing the company Managing director to open the floor to new, fresh talent. WWW.BORNUNDER.COM is currently recruiting a CO-EDITOR.
The ideal applicant will have some previous experience of being a cynical foul mouthed bitch,with an ability to laugh at themselves somtimes..but more often, louder and longer at this misfortune of others, although full training will be given to the right applicant to assist them in developing these skills.
Previous experience of website managment is not nescecarry and the same does apply to the ability to spell, use the queens english, or even speak it using words exceeding four letters.
All applications including a portfolio of links to any previous work (if you have any, or can be bothered) should be submitted to the site via the commenting facility, leaving a contact e-mail address and a tie breaker answer consisting of no more than one short sentence with no punctuation or obvious use of grammar (so I can read it) explaining why you should be selected for this role.
Applications are welcome from all walks of society with no preference given to any particular application although if you have the ability to type (i.e at least one finger or an agile nose and access to a computer) this will be benificial to the role detailed above.
Interveiws will be held in the next few weeks although I may well just pick somone at random if I am otherwise engaged or simply cant be arsed to attend.
Salary:£2.50 and a kit kat bi-monthly
Hours:negotiable
Start:immediate