EARN EXTRA MONEY IN TIME FOR CHRISTMAS!!
Due to upcoming expansion projects and in house executive promotions (yes, I promoted myself, how great it is to be your own boss)the following vacancy has arisen within our fast moving, but frequently neglected company,up untill now a successful solo project other commitments (such as an actual job and the consumption of alcohol) are forcing the company Managing director to open the floor to new, fresh talent. WWW.BORNUNDER.COM is currently recruiting a CO-EDITOR.
The ideal applicant will have some previous experience of being a cynical foul mouthed bitch,with an ability to laugh at themselves somtimes..but more often, louder and longer at this misfortune of others, although full training will be given to the right applicant to assist them in developing these skills.
Previous experience of website managment is not nescecarry and the same does apply to the ability to spell, use the queens english, or even speak it using words exceeding four letters.
All applications including a portfolio of links to any previous work (if you have any, or can be bothered) should be submitted to the site via the commenting facility, leaving a contact e-mail address and a tie breaker answer consisting of no more than one short sentence with no punctuation or obvious use of grammar (so I can read it) explaining why you should be selected for this role.
Applications are welcome from all walks of society with no preference given to any particular application although if you have the ability to type (i.e at least one finger or an agile nose and access to a computer) this will be benificial to the role detailed above.
Interveiws will be held in the next few weeks although I may well just pick somone at random if I am otherwise engaged or simply cant be arsed to attend.
Salary:£2.50 and a kit kat bi-monthly
Hours:negotiable
Start:immediate
The ideal applicant will have some previous experience of being a cynical foul mouthed bitch,with an ability to laugh at themselves somtimes..but more often, louder and longer at this misfortune of others, although full training will be given to the right applicant to assist them in developing these skills.
Previous experience of website managment is not nescecarry and the same does apply to the ability to spell, use the queens english, or even speak it using words exceeding four letters.
All applications including a portfolio of links to any previous work (if you have any, or can be bothered) should be submitted to the site via the commenting facility, leaving a contact e-mail address and a tie breaker answer consisting of no more than one short sentence with no punctuation or obvious use of grammar (so I can read it) explaining why you should be selected for this role.
Applications are welcome from all walks of society with no preference given to any particular application although if you have the ability to type (i.e at least one finger or an agile nose and access to a computer) this will be benificial to the role detailed above.
Interveiws will be held in the next few weeks although I may well just pick somone at random if I am otherwise engaged or simply cant be arsed to attend.
Salary:£2.50 and a kit kat bi-monthly
Hours:negotiable
Start:immediate
posted by bornunder at 1:54 PM
3 Comments:
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Dale (I fink)
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