Martin flicks dead wasp

My boyfriend, the hero, kills a wasp so us poor girlies dont get stung, then flicks it away in a cavalier fashion.
Much to the amazment of all of us the wasp although dead,landed on Gracie and stung the shit out of her arm.
And so a small victory was gained on dead wasps part.

Pete and Nigel

During my recent visit to London Aquarium I made some new friends. I got to stroke a little thornback ray, who swam up and poked his nose out of the water at me then waved his big flat finny bits and swam in circles which was very impressive but not the days best bit.My newest bestest friends are a pair of friendly dogfishies that I named Pete and Nigel.I got to stroke them.I will admit I may have looked a bit strange angrily jostling six year olds out of the way who attempted to play with my new friends, much to the dissaproval of the watching parents, but frankly I dont care. theyre my doggy fishey friends.