Bornunder Relocates And Loves It

I was there man! like woodstock, only with a more avian theme! I saw Don Crown, a.k.a the Budgieman, and his fabulous performing budgies on the South bank today as I walked from Waterloo station to Bank becuase lets face it I couldnt be arsed to sit on the underground and cook and thirty somthing degrees with a bunch of yanks with oversize rucksacks and camera toting tourists.

If you want to learn more about this geordie budgie botherer, go herethe site although he is clearly a little bit insane, its all for a good cause as he helps charidee by selling CD'S of the songs he sings during his show, and shouts at foreign children which scares the shit out of them.To see the full show which includes a blue tightrope walking budgie, amazing ladder climbing budgie and budgie who dosent like to kiss other boy budgies then you need to be on the southbank of the Thames, just near the Tate modern any summer weekend, and trust me, this guy waving budgies around on a stick is at least thirty eight percent more interesting than ANYTHING you will find in the Tate.