Wednesday, December 01, 2004

Top Ten good drunk games for indoors or outdoors

1.CABJACK: this is when you flag down a cab with somone in it,bundle yourself in and demand they take you where you want to go for free.If they argue,look like youre about to haul up your evenings drinks into their lap.
2.PHONE YOU EX:Can be played anywhere,and they will always want to speak to you.You arent incoherent,so be dramatic.
3.PUNCH-A-PERSON:a game for all the family,pick somone out of the blue and belt them.Run off laughing.more popular in the following areas Newcastle,Liverpool,Nottingham and Glasgow (Glasgow being the reigning supreme champions)
4.THE WHISPERING GAME:Often played unintentionally by drinkers.its the game when you think your whispering,but everyone else is shuffling uncomfortably and saying sssshhhhh alot.
5.BUST-A-MOVE:Another unintentional one, but the fastest way to clear a space at the bar and ensure immediate attention from the barstaff.In short,dance like youve never danced before....Danger factor 7/10
6.THE TROLLEY DASH:Funny isnt it?,you never see trollies lying aroung the streets when youre sober.
7.ROADSIGN KLEPTOMANIA:self explanatory really,but bonus points go to the contestant with the sign thats three times bigger than the front door and had to be team lifted home
8.CARHOPPING:An old faithful drinking game,see a street with cars parked nose to tail for the next three miles? who needs the floor anyway?
9.CONVINCE THE BAFF STAFF IM NOT TO PISSED FOR ANOTHER:This game can run nicely alongside any number of the games above,but ideally it becomes in permanent play from around 7pm onwards.
10.NOT MY KEY!:this is usually the finisher for the evening.If the key dont fit,then it may not be youre door.Give it a kick though,its always worth a gamble.

1 Comments:

Blogger Frances Overbury BA(hons) Dip. CMIT MIMIT said...

im a 9 out of 10 pisshead then :)

9:54 AM  

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