September Adventures

getting nose to nose with this ugly bitch.....£40


trip to the tate gallery to look at mindbogglingly dull works of art for a few hours only to find the veiw from the window more interesting...free (thank fuck)


train trip to the south bank...£5.00...being accosted by buskers .....72 pence guilt settlement


cocktails, champagne, swanky meal and sevral bottles of wine.......£160


waking up on the roof of your hotel.......pricelss

theres some things that money cant buy...and thats why I cant pay my credit card bills.