reality bites( submit to channel 4 bornunders ideas for a new tv show)
the tv show will be called wife swamp (donkey).
two wifes with hideous disfigurments will be taken from their families who for the duration of the wifes absence will be looked after by a hired aupair.the au pair will look after the kids implementing a routine that the wife swamp (donkey) would never approve of and shag the father.
meanwhile..(cut to swamp land) linda barker, two teams of make up artists, a plastic surgeon and several queers will attempt to prepare the insanely ugly wives for their two week stay in the swamp by putting them through a crash course in swamp eiitiquette and a "style in the nile" consultation dressing for the more discerning swamp donkey.
linda barker will build an enviromentally friendly open plan swamp dwelling enitrely out of sticks and shit on a budget of only £500 (wow) for our wife swamp (donkeys) to live in however heres the catch!theres only one dwelling.the wife swamp (donkeys) must complete a series of samp challenges such as "the beat each other within an inch of their lives challege" and the "not getting trench foot challenge" and the third and final challenge "get the public to like me then extort money from them texting and voting for me to win this stupid show" tune in next week for the results "rememeber: who wins? it depends what sort of phone bill you want"
cut to home scene...
the au pair is pregnant and daddys wants a sex change.the three beaming little children have been sent to brat camp.serves them right for listneing to that heavy metal music and getting tattoos at the age of eight.cut to swamp....
by now the triumpanhnt wife swamp donkey has completed all three challenges and is ready to return to the welcoming bosom of her family back at home.lets see her reaction when she discovers her husband mark is now called martine and is shacked up with the au pair who is up the duff.
cut to American brat camp camp...in a completely unexpected freak accident involving a cable car and a bear all the little brat camp shits are dead.quick cut to.....
reaction cam...oh fuck.
house....our wife swamp (donkey)upon reciving the news of her childrens untimely death and husbands gender bending au pair fucking antics promptly overdoses on valium.
cut to....(not much else left to cut to.majority of cast are dead)credits.now thats what I call reality tv.
cut to swamp....
two wifes with hideous disfigurments will be taken from their families who for the duration of the wifes absence will be looked after by a hired aupair.the au pair will look after the kids implementing a routine that the wife swamp (donkey) would never approve of and shag the father.
meanwhile..(cut to swamp land) linda barker, two teams of make up artists, a plastic surgeon and several queers will attempt to prepare the insanely ugly wives for their two week stay in the swamp by putting them through a crash course in swamp eiitiquette and a "style in the nile" consultation dressing for the more discerning swamp donkey.
linda barker will build an enviromentally friendly open plan swamp dwelling enitrely out of sticks and shit on a budget of only £500 (wow) for our wife swamp (donkeys) to live in however heres the catch!theres only one dwelling.the wife swamp (donkeys) must complete a series of samp challenges such as "the beat each other within an inch of their lives challege" and the "not getting trench foot challenge" and the third and final challenge "get the public to like me then extort money from them texting and voting for me to win this stupid show" tune in next week for the results "rememeber: who wins? it depends what sort of phone bill you want"
cut to home scene...
the au pair is pregnant and daddys wants a sex change.the three beaming little children have been sent to brat camp.serves them right for listneing to that heavy metal music and getting tattoos at the age of eight.cut to swamp....
by now the triumpanhnt wife swamp donkey has completed all three challenges and is ready to return to the welcoming bosom of her family back at home.lets see her reaction when she discovers her husband mark is now called martine and is shacked up with the au pair who is up the duff.
cut to American brat camp camp...in a completely unexpected freak accident involving a cable car and a bear all the little brat camp shits are dead.quick cut to.....
reaction cam...oh fuck.
house....our wife swamp (donkey)upon reciving the news of her childrens untimely death and husbands gender bending au pair fucking antics promptly overdoses on valium.
cut to....(not much else left to cut to.majority of cast are dead)credits.now thats what I call reality tv.
cut to swamp....
posted by bornunder at 1:00 PM
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