on the subject

here are some of the unusual slogans I have come accross i  yellow pages whilst searching for sales leads. 
 
Gibson ecavating services have a fantastic website here: www.yourholeisourgoal.com 
 
buisiness and domestic gas deliveries promise "fast gas!at your door!"
 
T.J abel contractors,hire these guys for "the professional erection"  coz we wouldnt want an amuter one would we ladies?
 
Damp contractors ltd "penetrating damp?"