Darts players.

My pet hate,darts players.here are my top ten reasons for wanting to stomp on the face of every darts player I meet:

1.theyre almost without exeption ugly
2.they are without exeption over weight
3.they have stupid drink preferences
4.Over 50 % drink soft drinks,which pretty much defeats the object of "PUB games" which I assume have developed in pubs due to their strong association with alcohol and getting drunk
5.even though they play with potentially dangerous objects,they never hurt themselves!I always pray for the potential disasters such as dart in eye/face/chest but without result (see top ten reasons for not beliving in higher forces)
6.they smoke cigars (even the women) which leads me nicely on to number 7
7.They fucking smell.
8.they wear matching t-shirts (acceptable if your in a fast moving game such as football where being able to find another team member easily is essential to the game. When was the last time a dart player needed to locate another dart player from his team,at speed to pass him a dart?)
9.they think they represent the pub theyre playing for...no you dont,you represent the loosers that diddnt have the talent to get in to the pool team
10.they have that special ignorance /stupidity a person needs to think theyre interesting when theyre dull,and funny when theyre not.