Dog eats Anal plug
A while back a friend and I thought it would be a good idea to do anne summers parties to make a bit of money.we now know that if you want to loose a bit of money,the best way to go about it is to become an anne summers party organiser,(or develop drug/drink/gamble habits)anyway,after hosting several parties and finding that our profits after reductions for unseen expenses such as lambrini and chocolate were around three pounds twenty each for several hours work I decided after two of these drunken performances that entertaining screaming pissed up women during anti social hours for less than minimum wage was a fucking joke..and Id had enough.
So we slowly but surley came to the decision to pack the poxy kit up that anne summers lease to you as a loyal employee for a cost of three pounds fifty a week and send it back along with a note for the anne summers team telling them exactly where they could put there party organising which is exactly what Ive attempted to do.
Now,belive it or not,one of the most expensive pieces of kit is an anal plug (can you see where this is heading) at a grand expense of around thirty somthing pounds for a bullet type thing to shove up your arse its a bit of a luxury and I dont doubt that most women must make do with a thumb or somthing when toys are that expensive.
and if you think its expensive as a sex toy, imagine paying thirty somthing quid for a dog toy,which is exactly what it became when that spotted little shit that steals anything remotely colorful/chewable/eatable/ruinable/sniffable got hold of it and destroyed it completely in one good afternoons uninterrupted munching while I was at work.
Brilliantly enough as the kit is only leased and still property of anne summers, unless I can come up with a really good explanation as to where this anal plug has gone Im going to have to pay the asking price to anne summers to replace it for fucks sake.needles to say when I phoned, my seemingly bullshit excuse of "you arent going to belive this but the dogs eaten the anal pulsatron" was met with some skeptisisim and I was asked to pay for it anyway.
Im tempted to sell the fucking animals organs on e-bay to pay for the pulstaron...then both problems are solved,no organs means the dog wont be eating stuff of value...and the anal plug wil be paid for.
Jobs a good un
So we slowly but surley came to the decision to pack the poxy kit up that anne summers lease to you as a loyal employee for a cost of three pounds fifty a week and send it back along with a note for the anne summers team telling them exactly where they could put there party organising which is exactly what Ive attempted to do.
Now,belive it or not,one of the most expensive pieces of kit is an anal plug (can you see where this is heading) at a grand expense of around thirty somthing pounds for a bullet type thing to shove up your arse its a bit of a luxury and I dont doubt that most women must make do with a thumb or somthing when toys are that expensive.
and if you think its expensive as a sex toy, imagine paying thirty somthing quid for a dog toy,which is exactly what it became when that spotted little shit that steals anything remotely colorful/chewable/eatable/ruinable/sniffable got hold of it and destroyed it completely in one good afternoons uninterrupted munching while I was at work.
Brilliantly enough as the kit is only leased and still property of anne summers, unless I can come up with a really good explanation as to where this anal plug has gone Im going to have to pay the asking price to anne summers to replace it for fucks sake.needles to say when I phoned, my seemingly bullshit excuse of "you arent going to belive this but the dogs eaten the anal pulsatron" was met with some skeptisisim and I was asked to pay for it anyway.
Im tempted to sell the fucking animals organs on e-bay to pay for the pulstaron...then both problems are solved,no organs means the dog wont be eating stuff of value...and the anal plug wil be paid for.
Jobs a good un
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