Top Ten things to do around the house when bored
10: Suprise and amaze your housemate by switching all his dvds and cds into the incorrect cases, sit back and watch him get progressivley closer to tears whilst he tries to find Pro Evo soccer.
9: Amuse your neigbours by inviting them round for a glass of wine, then pretending (the less convincingly the better) that you arent home when they arrive.
8: Sit in the window with your faced pressed against the glass and stare menacingly at passers by.
7: Perform number eight but dribble a little and repeatedly thud your forehead against the glass as well.
6: Get creative, Make Playdoh from flour salt and water, then fill your housemates shoes, pockets and electrical appliances with it.If they question your actions, throw an artistic tantrum.
5: When door to door sales people call,show them what you are expected to tolerate by attempting to sell them your belongings, the more pointless the item, the more enthusiastic and long winded you spheil must be.If they attempt to leave follow them and get progressivley louder.
4: Hold a pretend hostage by locking the man who reads the meters in the cupboard they are located in. For added authenticity, phone your electricity supplier and demand reduction on your bills in exchange for his safe release.
3: Climb the fence into your neighbours garden and partially destroy it.
2: Knock on your neighbours door and claim to have just chased away a group of teenagers who were attempting to destroy their garden and request a financial reward for your good citizenship.
1: Make friends and influence people by standing in your front yard hurling clupms of dirt at people in the street and screaming "get off my land" in a west country accent.
9: Amuse your neigbours by inviting them round for a glass of wine, then pretending (the less convincingly the better) that you arent home when they arrive.
8: Sit in the window with your faced pressed against the glass and stare menacingly at passers by.
7: Perform number eight but dribble a little and repeatedly thud your forehead against the glass as well.
6: Get creative, Make Playdoh from flour salt and water, then fill your housemates shoes, pockets and electrical appliances with it.If they question your actions, throw an artistic tantrum.
5: When door to door sales people call,show them what you are expected to tolerate by attempting to sell them your belongings, the more pointless the item, the more enthusiastic and long winded you spheil must be.If they attempt to leave follow them and get progressivley louder.
4: Hold a pretend hostage by locking the man who reads the meters in the cupboard they are located in. For added authenticity, phone your electricity supplier and demand reduction on your bills in exchange for his safe release.
3: Climb the fence into your neighbours garden and partially destroy it.
2: Knock on your neighbours door and claim to have just chased away a group of teenagers who were attempting to destroy their garden and request a financial reward for your good citizenship.
1: Make friends and influence people by standing in your front yard hurling clupms of dirt at people in the street and screaming "get off my land" in a west country accent.
posted by bornunder at 4:55 PM
3 Comments:
IVE DONE 7 OF 10.......
:P
-KHEMIE
sounds good, will work thru them in order...
Number 5 was the most fun!
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