Facing Facts
Id like to reopen the online history book of my little life with a post dedicated entirely to a subject I have devoted many,many hours or research to.
Its a fairly monolithicly proportioned subject, one that even I in my litterary greatness couldnt possibly hope to document in just one tiny post, but still..I feel a little bit of my time should be passed by trying to cover a couple of areas for the benefit of my ever faithful readers.(I admit Ive negleced you all a little, and I promise I will try harder in future)
anyway, the subject I would like to touch upon today is what I have named...feenius
(pronounced fee-nee-uss)
the dirsty dictionary defenition of the word feenius is as follows:
FEENIUS (verb) to describe words, phrases or actions of a genius displayed by the layman (who ordinarily would not be considered to have genius properites) whilst under influences of severe amounts of intoxicating substance (which makes them think they have) (combination=) fucked/genius hence feenius was born.and lo,all rejoiced.
any who, for your reading pleasure, follows a collection of the more feenius and moments I can remember from the past few months starting with my very own moment of feenius.
reading from a road sign "it says when red light shows stop, evidently theres no red light...I guess that means we can continue"
Kev: "come on fester let me take you home youve had enough to drink"
Fester the great: "You can take me to the front door, then you could take me home from there"
Sarah: "theres no easy way to tell a twenty stone lesbian that your straight really is there?"
Fran "I think its time you fucked off really"
"its always bad news when your late for a house party and everyone already there is phoning you and telling you to hurry up.It means the partys crap or your mates have seperation anxiety, neither of which are a good thing"
"I couldnt drink any more if I tried...time to try harder"
"Id say that anyone over the age of around 40 should be banned from wearing skin tight leather"...."in public anyway"
"lets carry out a risk assesment, it was risky when we were sober so now were wasted its probably more of the same"
"does this top make me look fat?"
"no,youre fat makes you look fat...you shouldnt blame the top"
"vodka and I have one thing in common, were both destined to be drunk"
Its a fairly monolithicly proportioned subject, one that even I in my litterary greatness couldnt possibly hope to document in just one tiny post, but still..I feel a little bit of my time should be passed by trying to cover a couple of areas for the benefit of my ever faithful readers.(I admit Ive negleced you all a little, and I promise I will try harder in future)
anyway, the subject I would like to touch upon today is what I have named...feenius
(pronounced fee-nee-uss)
the dirsty dictionary defenition of the word feenius is as follows:
FEENIUS (verb) to describe words, phrases or actions of a genius displayed by the layman (who ordinarily would not be considered to have genius properites) whilst under influences of severe amounts of intoxicating substance (which makes them think they have) (combination=) fucked/genius hence feenius was born.and lo,all rejoiced.
any who, for your reading pleasure, follows a collection of the more feenius and moments I can remember from the past few months starting with my very own moment of feenius.
reading from a road sign "it says when red light shows stop, evidently theres no red light...I guess that means we can continue"
Kev: "come on fester let me take you home youve had enough to drink"
Fester the great: "You can take me to the front door, then you could take me home from there"
Sarah: "theres no easy way to tell a twenty stone lesbian that your straight really is there?"
Fran "I think its time you fucked off really"
"its always bad news when your late for a house party and everyone already there is phoning you and telling you to hurry up.It means the partys crap or your mates have seperation anxiety, neither of which are a good thing"
"I couldnt drink any more if I tried...time to try harder"
"Id say that anyone over the age of around 40 should be banned from wearing skin tight leather"...."in public anyway"
"lets carry out a risk assesment, it was risky when we were sober so now were wasted its probably more of the same"
"does this top make me look fat?"
"no,youre fat makes you look fat...you shouldnt blame the top"
"vodka and I have one thing in common, were both destined to be drunk"
posted by bornunder at 2:58 PM
2 Comments:
drain surfer ;o)
Havent been round in a while myself.....
Lately i've produced quite an appetite
for percocet...
actually most any pill
will suffice.I dont
pray to the moon as
much as I used to.....
lately just laugh.....
-khemystri
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